im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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