i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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