Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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