He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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