i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
