If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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