Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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