last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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