I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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