your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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