She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
There's even glitter on my cock...
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