First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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