it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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