yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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