Is it normal to miss your booty call?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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