Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
The ass gains better be worth it
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