This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
