fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Randomize
