Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
