I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
