Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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