so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
