D3 body, D1 cock
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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