how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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