In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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