Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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