just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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