things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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