What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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