oh god the rape fog is back!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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