You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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