I looked at my own cervix.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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