U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
