break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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