i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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