i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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