my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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