she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
