So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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