he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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