Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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