I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
whose ass print is on the piano?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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