Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Dual....:-)
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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