The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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