i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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