there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We need to get me chipped asap
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
