I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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