i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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