And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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