Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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