Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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