will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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